Just an avid reader. Mostly SF/Fantasy, some hobbies, paranormal, urban fantasy and lighter, fluffier things.
Just some random highlights until I post full review:
“Claire?” “Yes?” “You staked a vampire with a number two pencil.”
“I didn’t actually check the number.”
WELCOME TO MORGANVILLE. YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE. So, you’re new to Morganville. Welcome, new resident! There are only a few important rules you need to know to feel comfortable in our quiet little town: • Obey the speed limits. • Don’t litter. • Whatever you do, don’t get on the bad side of the vampires. Yeah, we said vampires. Deal with it.
Welcome to Morganville. You’ll never want to leave. And even if you do ... well, you can’t. Sorry about that.
Creepy, she could fight. Pink underwear ... apparently not.
“Well, they can qualify as supervillains. But only if they have a secret underground base. Wait—you’ve got a mad scientist for a boss, and a lab—”
“Seriously?” she yelled. “‘The Macarena’?” “It’s war,” he yelled back. “I had to bring out the heavy artillery. Next up, Barry Manilow!”
“You know it’s desperate,” she said. “Shane is going to the library.