Just an avid reader. Mostly SF/Fantasy, some hobbies, paranormal, urban fantasy and lighter, fluffier things.
I'm rather fond of #2 myself, about the tentacled ... gee, I wonder if the authors writing Trump porn will be releasing updated editions to include?
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ETA: From the comments I see that this is already available: